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My name is Bobby. I am pan romantic,pansexual and genderqueer(dfab). I don't have a particular group of pronouns(they/them/their works fine) I post a bit of everything. Mainly Sherlock, Animal Crossing: New Leaf, and Welcome to Night Vale for the moment.
Posted on 25th Jul at 7:30 AM, with 182,658 notes
zombiekunoichi:


elizabitchtaylor:

They look like they’re in a heist movie with Rihanna as the tough-as-nails leader/master thief and Lupita as the genius computer hacker

zombiekunoichi:

elizabitchtaylor:

They look like they’re in a heist movie with Rihanna as the tough-as-nails leader/master thief and Lupita as the genius computer hacker

Posted on 25th Jul at 7:24 AM, with 247,826 notes

ace-mma:

White Chicks (2004)

Cinematic masterpiece

Posted on 25th Jul at 7:23 AM, with 59,802 notes
annafromcraigslist:

Cosmo tip inspired by 50 Shades #2: Stab him in the ass with a fork.
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annafromcraigslist:

Cosmo tip inspired by 50 Shades #2: Stab him in the ass with a fork.

Posted on 25th Jul at 7:22 AM, with 98,810 notes
vlkodlak:

fals3-words-fall-d3ad:

Bellossom went to rehab

good for you bellossom
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vlkodlak:

fals3-words-fall-d3ad:

Bellossom went to rehab

good for you bellossom
Posted on 25th Jul at 7:21 AM, with 10,522 notes

leaferheather:

Sometimes you just gotta assert your authority.

Posted on 25th Jul at 7:19 AM, with 61,221 notes

neptunain:

heteronormativity is so weird like yesterday I was at my aunts beach house and some of her in-laws brought over this small baby. and the baby puts it’s hand on it’s brow to keep the sun out of it’s eyes and his father says “look at that! Leon is looking for girls!” Leon is eight months old I don’t think he knows what a girl is yet

Posted on 25th Jul at 6:30 AM, with 55,695 notes

olsennnnn:

So I was talking to my friend about colouring books and she showed me this one.

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And then there was this page.

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And finally this absolute gem!

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How amazing is this book?! I want one.

Posted on 25th Jul at 6:28 AM, with 164,506 notes
airspaniel:

drunkwario:

Anon hate from the late 1800’s.

What I love most about this is that this person was SO INCENSED at the recipient that they couldn’t even wait the days/weeks it would take for the mail to go through. No, they had to say “FUCK YOU” as soon as fucking possible and, AND, let the recipient that they were not done with the fuck you, nay, this was merely the first volley in what would undoubtably be a dressing down of Biblical proportions.
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airspaniel:

drunkwario:

Anon hate from the late 1800’s.

What I love most about this is that this person was SO INCENSED at the recipient that they couldn’t even wait the days/weeks it would take for the mail to go through. No, they had to say “FUCK YOU” as soon as fucking possible and, AND, let the recipient that they were not done with the fuck you, nay, this was merely the first volley in what would undoubtably be a dressing down of Biblical proportions.

Posted on 25th Jul at 6:28 AM, with 5,841 notes

amethyst-acnl:

YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HOW LONG IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS

Posted on 25th Jul at 6:27 AM, with 26,508 notes

minim-calibre:

typewriterchan:

theladymonsters:

Anyone who dismisses her as eye candy didn’t watch the same movie I did, and ought to go sit in a corner and think about their misogyny.

I mean, god, it’s the little things.  That “who do you want me to be?” she asks Steve while they’re in the car is just so raw.  This is a woman whose entire life has been defined by ‘who do you want me to be?’ and so she falls back on it because she has nothing else left.  And Steve doesn’t buy into the trap and just says “how about a friend?”

And god, her face when she thought Nick Fury was dying. The sheer level of silent devastation she’s trying not to show and failing.  

I just cannot get seeing this moving and not seeing Natasha. Because if you just dismiss her as eye candy, that’s what you’re doing (I’m looking at you, several male reviewers). 

Today’s list of standout Natasha moments (it varies):

  • Reaction to Nick’s death.
  • Reaction to NIck’s not being dead (she looks so wounded under the physical pain and confusion).
  • Suiting up and infiltrating the WSC meeting with Pierce with a gunshot wound to her shoulder. 
  • Speaking of that, saving their asses shortly after getting said GSW, using a heavy piece of equipment even while she could barely stand.
  • Using the widow’s bite on herself.
  • That moment where she pauses to gird her emotional loins before she respond’s to Pierce’s jab about the world seeing her as she is (which it wouldn’t, because of course who she is and how she is is not what she’s done).
  • The steely-eyed, contained anger bubble gum snap. (Most bad-ass use of bubble gum ever.)

Posted on 25th Jul at 6:25 AM, with 169,233 notes
If homophobia were a conversation about food...
Homophobic Person: My favorite food is pizza!
Homosexual Person: Cool! My favorite food is pasta!
Bisexual Person: I like both!
Pansexual Person: Hey guys, I don't have a favorite! I'll pretty much eat what tastes good to me.
Asexual Person: I like the way food looks and smells more than the way it tastes.
Homophobic Person: whAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU DISGUSTING PEOPLE WHY ISN'T PIZZA YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?!?! YOU'RE GOING TO HELL.
Posted on 25th Jul at 6:25 AM, with 294 notes
hell-is-okcupid:

I am prouder of this response that I probably should be.
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hell-is-okcupid:

I am prouder of this response that I probably should be.

Posted on 25th Jul at 6:25 AM, with 1,982 notes

buckkybbarnes:

lokilaufeysgirl:

buckkybbarnes:

if anyone ever tells you that hawkeye is not important tell them that he is the only character who is a member of both the avengers and the justice league and walk away

but justice league is DC…?

did i fucking stutter

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